RHYTHM STUDIO // ΞMAIL INCUBΛTION UNIT 04
NΘvember Has ΞscΛped.
SPΞCIMEN: NΘV-26 | MATURITY: 83% | CΘNTΛINMΞNT: FΛILΞD
Hello {{subscriber.first_name}}.
We have lost an email.
It escaped from the brΞeding chamber where we grow our newsletters; before they are fully cooked and emotionally stable. The plan was a mature, professional November announcement. That plan is now a small door hanging off one hinge.
Since this specimen has already reached your inbox, you might as well read it. Below are November’s classes, socials, and other organisms we swear were under control. Please excuse the occasional glitch. We have excused several of our own cΛreer choices.
SPECIMEN MAP // NOT A CONTAINMENT STRATEGY
November at a GlΛnce.
We have arranged the entire month into one image, which is exactly what people with a functioning planning department do. We are cΘnfident this will fool everyone.
[STATUS: 31% SCHEDULE / 69% HOPE]
UNATTENDED GROWTH DETECTED
Rhythm RΞwards Are Multiplying.
We left your points alone for five minutes and now there are more of them. This is the only thing in our lΛboratory that reproduces without making a mess.
ONE TANK // EVERY CLASS
Unlimited Pass: HK$2,888
We put all November courses and drop-ins into one cΘntainer. So far, nothing has unionised. Take the whole month for HK$2,888 and leave the reckless overfeeding to us.
CΘURSE CULTURES // FIVE ACTIVE SPECIMENS
Courses: BrΞd for Better Dancing.
DISCOVER Lindy Hop moves to Sundays, DISCOVER Charleston takes Mondays, and IMPROVE Swing Dancing claims Tuesdays. Thursdays bring back REFINE and Rhythm Hoppers, a two-hour combination we grew specifically to outlast our own judgement.
Every course has fresh material. Unlike this email, they have also been checked for loose wirΞs.
| Course | Day | Time |
|---|---|---|
| DISCOVER Lindy Hop | Sundays (1, 8, 15, 22) | 3:30pm |
| DISCOVER Charleston | Mondays (2, 9, 16, 23) | 8:00pm |
| IMPROVE Swing Dancing | Tuesdays (3, 10, 17, 24) | 8:00pm + 15min practice |
| REFINE Swing Dancing | Thursdays (5, 12, 19, 26) | 8:00pm |
| Rhythm Hoppers | Thursdays (5, 12, 19, 26) | 9:00pm |
Thursday combo: Taking REFINE and Rhythm Hoppers? Select the combined REFINE + Hoppers option in the registration form: HK$1,280 for both. No need to register for the classes individually.
Tuesday special: Join the full course cycle and every drop-in for HK$1,480, or drop in per day for 2.5 hours at HK$380.
UNPLΛNNED MITOSIS // NINE DROP-INS DETECTED
Drop-Ins: ThΞy Replicated.
We left a small gap in the calendar. Balboa found it. Then Charleston, Solo Jazz, Slow Swing, Lindy Lab, and a brand-new Swing Music and Culture class moved in. At this point the calendar is less a schedule than an Ξcosystem.
Saturday Open Practice still costs just HK$20, with teachers available for small feedback. We will diagnose your steps using equipment no more advanced than our own faces (no labcoats required).
| Drop-In | Day | Time |
|---|---|---|
| Open Solo Jazz | Mondays (2, 9, 16, 23, 30) | 9:00pm |
| DISCOVER Balboa | Tuesday 3 | 9:15pm (1h30) |
| IMPROVE Balboa | Tuesdays (10, 24) | 9:15pm (1h30) |
| Open Charleston | Tuesday 17 | 9:15pm |
| DISCOVER Swing Dancing | Wednesdays (4, 11, 18, 25) | 7:00pm |
| Open Practice | Saturdays (7, 14, 21, 28) | Afternoon–Evening (2h) HK$20/person |
| Slow Swing & Blues | Sundays (1, 8, 15, 22, 29) | 12:30pm |
| Lindy Lab | Sundays (1, 8, 15, 22, 29) | 1:30pm |
| Swing Music and Culture | Sundays (1, 8, 15, 22, 29) | 2:30pm |
FIΞLD RELEASES // THREE DATES
Socials: Θut of the Tank.
Three times this November, we are leaving class and attempting social behaviour in public. AIA Vitality Hub hosts free socials on November 6 and 27; Saturday Night Swing returns to DANCETRINITY on November 21. We have been briΞfed on how to act normal. The briefing did not take.
RELEASE 01 // FREE SPECIMEN
AIA Vitality Hub Social
A free night of swing at AIA Vitality Hub. No ticket, no cover charge, no incubation period.
DATE: November 6 at AIA Vitality Hub
RELEASE 02 // NIGHT SPECIMEN
Saturday Night Swing
Our monthly social at DANCETRINITY. Music, dancing, and a rare opportunity to see us outside the lab coats we do not actually own.
DATE: November 21 at DANCETRINITY
RELEASE 03 // THE SEQUEL
AIA Vitality Hub Social
The free social returns, because apparently the first escape went well enough to warrant a sequel. This is how franchises begin. We are sorry.
DATE: November 27 at AIA Vitality Hub
ΛRCHIVE FOOTAGE // CALL AND RESPONSE
Video of the Month: DΘ You Copy?
Somehow, everyone knows the call-and-response rhythm we use to get your attention in class. This video explains its origins and how it became so well known around the world. We watched it for profΞssional development, then immediately went back to using it like we invented it.
FINΛL CΘNTAINMΞNT REPORT // ΞND_TRANSMISSION
This email was recovered behind the server rack, hissing at an unsubscribe link. It has now been returned to its chamber to finish cooking. We’ve just replaced all the locks on our containment potocols, so we promise that next months calendar will be delivered fully cooked.
